You’ll never believe what I got in the mail today
It’s a genuine faith-healing prayer handkerchief. I’m supposed to place it underneath my bed tonight, along with a sealed Bible prophecy, after writing all my needs on the second page of a letter that was also in the mailing, and …
Voila! My needs will be met!
Being a good empiricist, I’ll of course give it a test.
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There is no god and I am his prophet. — me
Nihil est ut in contentione ut memoria de mortuis. — me
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